So Cheesy and Corny (lol)
Take a little time and bathe in a nonce of smiles. I dare you try these corny lines with your partner/mate or with the man/women you are already dating. If you decide to try this only with complete strangers, please share your experience. Couples who have fun together always make life better. Go ahead and partake in some good ole corny healthy flirts. Hey, don't let him/her get away!
Men Flirts:
Don't I know you? You look so familiar. I think I saw your beautiful face in a magazine. The title of it was queen. Can I be your king?
Oooo wee, you make me wanna shout! Can I please squeeze right next to you? This plane is full. My name is "Yorman" can I be your man?
You are the definition of a beautiful young lady. Your vibe and energy is what I need. I need you in my life and ONLY you. Can I please take you out?
Wow woman, your insides are all hanging out and it is so very BEAUTIFUL! You look beautiful on the outside too…can I get to know you?
After seeing you in yo’ sexy socks, girl I just had to stop! Let’s go to the local coffee shop. For you, all my time is free! Say baby, what you gon buy me?
Whoa young lady…I said whoa... seeing you from the back and realizing you got the face to match, I think I’m attached to this fate. Let’s go out on our first date. DAAYUUUM!
Excuse me, is that your car across the street by mines? I was wondering if you had the time to show me how to be with a wonderful divine like you. Is it okay for me to call you?
I was just thinking how I want to start new chapters in my life with my future wife. You look like the end of my episode that I would love to begin anew with. Can we do dinner or lunch?
I can't wait to see my mom's face when she greets another great lady that matches her grace. I have to have you in my life. There is definitely something magical about you.
Women Flirts:
I think I have a flat tire, do you mind being my sunshine and taking a look at it? It would really brighten up my day then you can take me out on our first date.
Hey, what is your favorite word? It's beautiful isn't it. I thought I overheard you calling me. Here I am! Where you taking beautiful tonight? I'm ready!
Hey young man! Hey Roger! Oh, your not Roger. My apologies for the interruption. Do you come to this coffee shop a lot? I was supposed to meet my friend Roger here. Looks like he isn't going to make it. Do you mind if I sit by you?
This is a bold move but you are the definition of a super cool king-papa! I love a man in a suit and I saw you in your work uniform the other day. You've been making a way out of no way for me to invade your space. All of these lovely women catching feelings on you, me too! I like what I see. Would you like to go out with me, kicking it in these streets?
Hey! Do you want to watch me tootsie roll? Wanna be my tootsie roll partner? We are having a tootsie roll candy eating contest in the parking lot at “Tall Mart” in the morning to raise money for fine-looking men. You win!
Ooowee, your weight is looking way too good on you! Would you like to go get a 4-piece chicken wings dinner with mild sauce? How about that date?
I was checking you out from across the street. I just had to introduce myself to meet the sweetness on you. You remind me so much of my grandfather. Let’s go out and light up the town tonight (watch out for your wallet lol).
I’ve been watching you as you walked in all cool. Today is your lucky day to get to know your new date. I’m going to need you to pick up my kids and take them to their grandma house then I will be ready for you after ten. Go on now!
I don’t mean to be so bold, oops that’s so not true! I think you are so fly! You’re like the T to my I. I see the love of God in your eyes! You look like the man who can take me away on the perfect date. You can pick me up between the range of 7-8, okay? Great!
What corny lines do you have up your sleeve to share and add? :0)
Men Flirts:
Don't I know you? You look so familiar. I think I saw your beautiful face in a magazine. The title of it was queen. Can I be your king?
Oooo wee, you make me wanna shout! Can I please squeeze right next to you? This plane is full. My name is "Yorman" can I be your man?
You are the definition of a beautiful young lady. Your vibe and energy is what I need. I need you in my life and ONLY you. Can I please take you out?
Wow woman, your insides are all hanging out and it is so very BEAUTIFUL! You look beautiful on the outside too…can I get to know you?
After seeing you in yo’ sexy socks, girl I just had to stop! Let’s go to the local coffee shop. For you, all my time is free! Say baby, what you gon buy me?
Whoa young lady…I said whoa... seeing you from the back and realizing you got the face to match, I think I’m attached to this fate. Let’s go out on our first date. DAAYUUUM!
Excuse me, is that your car across the street by mines? I was wondering if you had the time to show me how to be with a wonderful divine like you. Is it okay for me to call you?
I was just thinking how I want to start new chapters in my life with my future wife. You look like the end of my episode that I would love to begin anew with. Can we do dinner or lunch?
I can't wait to see my mom's face when she greets another great lady that matches her grace. I have to have you in my life. There is definitely something magical about you.
Women Flirts:
I think I have a flat tire, do you mind being my sunshine and taking a look at it? It would really brighten up my day then you can take me out on our first date.
Hey, what is your favorite word? It's beautiful isn't it. I thought I overheard you calling me. Here I am! Where you taking beautiful tonight? I'm ready!
Hey young man! Hey Roger! Oh, your not Roger. My apologies for the interruption. Do you come to this coffee shop a lot? I was supposed to meet my friend Roger here. Looks like he isn't going to make it. Do you mind if I sit by you?
This is a bold move but you are the definition of a super cool king-papa! I love a man in a suit and I saw you in your work uniform the other day. You've been making a way out of no way for me to invade your space. All of these lovely women catching feelings on you, me too! I like what I see. Would you like to go out with me, kicking it in these streets?
Hey! Do you want to watch me tootsie roll? Wanna be my tootsie roll partner? We are having a tootsie roll candy eating contest in the parking lot at “Tall Mart” in the morning to raise money for fine-looking men. You win!
Ooowee, your weight is looking way too good on you! Would you like to go get a 4-piece chicken wings dinner with mild sauce? How about that date?
I was checking you out from across the street. I just had to introduce myself to meet the sweetness on you. You remind me so much of my grandfather. Let’s go out and light up the town tonight (watch out for your wallet lol).
I’ve been watching you as you walked in all cool. Today is your lucky day to get to know your new date. I’m going to need you to pick up my kids and take them to their grandma house then I will be ready for you after ten. Go on now!
I don’t mean to be so bold, oops that’s so not true! I think you are so fly! You’re like the T to my I. I see the love of God in your eyes! You look like the man who can take me away on the perfect date. You can pick me up between the range of 7-8, okay? Great!
What corny lines do you have up your sleeve to share and add? :0)
