APP AWARDS SHOW
Instagram:
Pack your grip, we are taking you on a trip. Ain’t no seats, all we got is dancing feet. Leave your worries behind; because rain, shine, won’t mind; we’re riding on the groove line tonight! Get this train, know you’ll be glad you came. Hit the track, party hard there and back. Relax tonight!
YouTube:
Yes, don’t think about how many folks are using you. We love being used. Get your mind off of how many downloads you have received and leave your worries behind because we are riding the groove line tonight. You are in for an amazing App Awards Show with special guest throughout the evening; old apps and new apps are representing fresh software applications from nation to nation. We can’t stop; we won’t stop! One way or another we are going to find you and get you to use one of our apps, one way or another. We are gonna get every single human being to use us!
Instagram:
For unto us many apps were created, rated, maybe even duplicated: Facebook, Google, Motorola, Pandora, Snapchat, Twitter and Bounce TV; so the world would truckle to technology intelligence. It’s the 8th Annual App Awards with me, Ms. Instagram and my lovely co-host, Mr. YouTube. We will be doing it real big up in here. There is so much downloading excitement and app love in the air. Apps are enthusiastic about the App after party.
YouTube:
Welcome to the 2018 8th Annual App Awards. I want to give a special shout-out to Pandora for our phenomenal musical guest. Our first category is the Best New App Award. This award will be presented by T-Mobile and Verizon.
T-Mobile:
I am pumped up! Hello brother and sister apps! There is so much love and unity in this place. Let this groove light up your fuse, it’s alright (alright). If you are a winner tonight or not, let this groove set in your shoes because we are gonna groove tonight.
Verizon:
Yeah, let’s groove tonight and share the spice of life. Baby, I’m about to slice it right with the nominees for the Best New App Award. They are: Pinterest, Snapchat, Wakanda, Google Pixel and Twitter.
T-Mobile and Verizon:
And the winner is…Snapchat! Congratulations.
Snapchat:
I feel truly honored to receive this award. I plan on going higher and getting higher baby! I won’t ever come down. Look out for more crazy software on our app. Thank you App Awards!
Instagram:
We are streaming live so we will take a brief commercial break and be right back with more of the 8th Annual App Awards.
Google Search and Google Maps are at the front entrance checking in apps and ensuring they are on the guest list. Myspace and Black Planet have a hard time getting in the show.
Google Search:
Name please! What is your name sir?
Black Planet:
Black Planet…my name is on the guest list. Can you let me know where Wakanda is seated? I am supposed to be sitting by her and BET.
Google Search:
Noop…I don’t see your name. I have never even heard of you. Please stand to the side.
Black Planet:
Dang…I feel app-salty!
Google Maps:
Hello, name please!
Myspace:
I’m Myspace. I have been on social media networking for years. I am on the guest list.
Google Maps:
No, you are not! I heard you got killed by some bad Trojan virus. Please stand to the side so we can get to the rest of the apps in line.
Black Planet:
There must be some mistake on your part. I am supposed to be presenting an award tonight! You have to let me in!
Myspace:
Me too, I am supposed to be presenting an award as well.
Google Maps and Google Search:
Sorry! Your names are not on the list!
Black Planet: (Trying to call Wakanda)
Wakanda! Wakanda…can you please pick up. I am stuck outside. Did you send me to the right location? Is there another entrance for me, like VIP? I have been standing out here for almost two hours trying to reach you. When you sent me this location you told me my name was on the list. You told me the time and place to come through. Why won’t you answer? I am just trying to focus on communicating with you to see if I am at the right location. Myspace is out here trying to get in too!
YouTube:
Okay we are back and our next App Award will be presented by Pandora and Pinterest. They will be presenting the Most Popular App Award.
Pinterest:
No matter what I do, all I think about is this app; especially when I’m with my Boo, I am crazy over this app and thrilled I get to present an award with her. I know the east coast apps, the down south apps, west coast and the Midwest apps are all swinging to the beats and music of the coolest app there is, Pandora. You don't know what you mean, to me!
Pandora:
Aww, thanks so much Pinterest. You’re a Bad Mama Jama! You are just as fine as a pin can be; built and stacked all over the place helping to promote all of these businesses for free! You have all the interest that the world likes and loves to pin. We certainly can’t live without you. The nominees for the Most Popular App Award are: Facebook, Wakanda, T-Mobile, Sprint, Snapchat, and Samsung.
Pinterest and Pandora:
The winner is, Facebook!
Pandora:
Facebook could not be here with us today. They are busy trying to repair privacy concerns. Best of luck to Facebook. We will accept this award on their behalf.
Instagram:
Let’s keep this party moving. Our next presenters will be presenting the award for the Most Downloaded App. Here to present this award are Wakanda and Forbes.
Wakanda: (Crowd goes wild)
Thank you, thank you! This is not about me but thank you! I am so proud of all of us. We are everyday apps just trying to bring excitement to Everyday People, one download at a time.
Forbes:
The nominees for the Most Downloaded Apps are: Snapchat, Instagram, T-Mobile, Pandora, Google Play, Candy Crush, Facebook and the beautiful app standing next to me, Wakanda.
Wakanda and Forbes:
The winner is, Pandora!
Pandora:
YES!!!! This is outstanding! App Awards you knock me out with this award. I was not prepared for a speech! Oh my app-gosh! I am super excited! You make me want to shout! You guys have really blown my mind! Thank you for this prestigious award!
Instagram:
Our next category is the Old School App Award. This award will be presented by Mr. Yahoo and Ms. Hotmail.
Yahoo:
Hotmail, I’ve been watching you for so very long, trying to get my nerve built up to be so strong. I’ve always wanted to meet you but I was kind of scared, because you’re the kind app with so much class. Now I have a chance to get my thoughts together for this very fine day. As I stand next to you, I forgot the lines I’m supposed to say. Your eyes and hair; such a beautiful tone. The way you walk and dress really turns me on.
Hotmail:
Mr. Yahoo, well come and talk to me then. I am right here in your face. I have always wanted to meet you too! Can I talk to you? I really want to know you! Let’s talk about this at the after party and get to the nominees.
Yahoo and Hotmail:
The nominees for the Old School App Award are: Black Planet, eBay and Myspace. The winner is!
Brief pause as Instagram and YouTube inform the announcers that Black Planet and Myspace have not arrived in the building as of yet. eBay is in the building but is not the projected winner.
YouTube:
We are having some technical difficulties and will have to postpone this category. Thank you Hotmail and Yahoo.
Instagram:
Our last and final award is the App of the Year Award. This particular award trumps all the categories. This app will receive one award with the title of all the awards rolled up in one. Yes, he or she will be an honorary recipient of the Best New App, Most Popular App, and the Most Downloaded App Award.
YouTube:
The nominees for the App of the Year Award are: SnapChat, Candy Crush, Facebook, T-Mobile, Samsung, Pandora, Google Gmail, and Wakanda.
Instagram and YouTube:
And the winner of the 8th Annual App Awards for App of the Year goes to, WAKANDA!
Wakanda: (Drenched in tears)
Now that we have come to be a brand new light, I can see how bright our vision has come to be a light for the world. We have Black Panther Apparel Apps; Black Panther Reign-Bow Green Party Apps; Black Panther Sports Association Apps; Black Panther Universities and School District Apps; Black Panther Skating Association Apps; Black Panther Distribution Apps; Black Panther Automotive Industry Apps; Black Panther Grocery Food-Chains Apps; Black Panther Media Apps; Black Panther Banks and Financial Institution Apps. Black Panther is marketable; it's global and it sells with mainstream dreams. You no longer have to be afraid to place black and brown apps on your brand because we sell well.
I never knew there was a love like this before (a love like this before, no)! I never had someone to show me so much love; a love like this before! I never thought the App Awards would be a special part of me. I am so amazed that this app is mines. I am speechless with honor. Thank you!
Instagram:
Wait! Hold up! Now you guys know how much I love taking pictures. You also know how much YouTube enjoys recording stuff. If you could have seen the faces of those in the same category with Wakanda who did not win…oh my app-gosh! Apps, this is live! Watch yourselves!
YouTube:
Yeah, Wakanda was definitely rocking that Black Panther Jumper! I saw a lot of app-hating! We have to be happy for each other! Accept Wakanda for who she is. Accept Wakanda for all the great things that she can do as an app; don’t try to make her apps over with negative energy! It’s her time! Now you know we can't live without Wakanda!
Instagram:
Harm me with harmony….Tube drop a load on’em!
YouTube:
APP, how can I explain it? I’ll take you frame by frame it, to have you all jumping, shouting and sangin’ it! You down with APP (Yeah you know me)… You down with APP (Yeah you know me). Who’s down with APP (All the app-homies)?
Instagram and YouTube:
It has been a blast. Thank you and have a good evening. See you apps at the after party!
Myspace and Black Planet finally enter the show as it ends. Black Planet is looking all around for Wakanda. She is nowhere to be found! Black Planet asked one of the other apps in the background who received the App of the Year Award. The app replied, Wakanda 4Eva did!
Lyrical Storytelling is fictional storytelling using musical lyrics to help tell a story. Some of the lyrics used in this storytelling are Heatwave, Blondie, Earth,Wind & Fire, Khalid, Nelly & Kelly, Carl Carlton, Arrested Development, The Gap Band, Jodeci,Faith, Naughty by Nature and Sybil. Can you find the lyrics in the text? What would your Lyrical Storytelling be if you told one? What artist music would you use? Try it! :0)
Instagram:
Pack your grip, we are taking you on a trip. Ain’t no seats, all we got is dancing feet. Leave your worries behind; because rain, shine, won’t mind; we’re riding on the groove line tonight! Get this train, know you’ll be glad you came. Hit the track, party hard there and back. Relax tonight!
YouTube:
Yes, don’t think about how many folks are using you. We love being used. Get your mind off of how many downloads you have received and leave your worries behind because we are riding the groove line tonight. You are in for an amazing App Awards Show with special guest throughout the evening; old apps and new apps are representing fresh software applications from nation to nation. We can’t stop; we won’t stop! One way or another we are going to find you and get you to use one of our apps, one way or another. We are gonna get every single human being to use us!
Instagram:
For unto us many apps were created, rated, maybe even duplicated: Facebook, Google, Motorola, Pandora, Snapchat, Twitter and Bounce TV; so the world would truckle to technology intelligence. It’s the 8th Annual App Awards with me, Ms. Instagram and my lovely co-host, Mr. YouTube. We will be doing it real big up in here. There is so much downloading excitement and app love in the air. Apps are enthusiastic about the App after party.
YouTube:
Welcome to the 2018 8th Annual App Awards. I want to give a special shout-out to Pandora for our phenomenal musical guest. Our first category is the Best New App Award. This award will be presented by T-Mobile and Verizon.
T-Mobile:
I am pumped up! Hello brother and sister apps! There is so much love and unity in this place. Let this groove light up your fuse, it’s alright (alright). If you are a winner tonight or not, let this groove set in your shoes because we are gonna groove tonight.
Verizon:
Yeah, let’s groove tonight and share the spice of life. Baby, I’m about to slice it right with the nominees for the Best New App Award. They are: Pinterest, Snapchat, Wakanda, Google Pixel and Twitter.
T-Mobile and Verizon:
And the winner is…Snapchat! Congratulations.
Snapchat:
I feel truly honored to receive this award. I plan on going higher and getting higher baby! I won’t ever come down. Look out for more crazy software on our app. Thank you App Awards!
Instagram:
We are streaming live so we will take a brief commercial break and be right back with more of the 8th Annual App Awards.
Google Search and Google Maps are at the front entrance checking in apps and ensuring they are on the guest list. Myspace and Black Planet have a hard time getting in the show.
Google Search:
Name please! What is your name sir?
Black Planet:
Black Planet…my name is on the guest list. Can you let me know where Wakanda is seated? I am supposed to be sitting by her and BET.
Google Search:
Noop…I don’t see your name. I have never even heard of you. Please stand to the side.
Black Planet:
Dang…I feel app-salty!
Google Maps:
Hello, name please!
Myspace:
I’m Myspace. I have been on social media networking for years. I am on the guest list.
Google Maps:
No, you are not! I heard you got killed by some bad Trojan virus. Please stand to the side so we can get to the rest of the apps in line.
Black Planet:
There must be some mistake on your part. I am supposed to be presenting an award tonight! You have to let me in!
Myspace:
Me too, I am supposed to be presenting an award as well.
Google Maps and Google Search:
Sorry! Your names are not on the list!
Black Planet: (Trying to call Wakanda)
Wakanda! Wakanda…can you please pick up. I am stuck outside. Did you send me to the right location? Is there another entrance for me, like VIP? I have been standing out here for almost two hours trying to reach you. When you sent me this location you told me my name was on the list. You told me the time and place to come through. Why won’t you answer? I am just trying to focus on communicating with you to see if I am at the right location. Myspace is out here trying to get in too!
YouTube:
Okay we are back and our next App Award will be presented by Pandora and Pinterest. They will be presenting the Most Popular App Award.
Pinterest:
No matter what I do, all I think about is this app; especially when I’m with my Boo, I am crazy over this app and thrilled I get to present an award with her. I know the east coast apps, the down south apps, west coast and the Midwest apps are all swinging to the beats and music of the coolest app there is, Pandora. You don't know what you mean, to me!
Pandora:
Aww, thanks so much Pinterest. You’re a Bad Mama Jama! You are just as fine as a pin can be; built and stacked all over the place helping to promote all of these businesses for free! You have all the interest that the world likes and loves to pin. We certainly can’t live without you. The nominees for the Most Popular App Award are: Facebook, Wakanda, T-Mobile, Sprint, Snapchat, and Samsung.
Pinterest and Pandora:
The winner is, Facebook!
Pandora:
Facebook could not be here with us today. They are busy trying to repair privacy concerns. Best of luck to Facebook. We will accept this award on their behalf.
Instagram:
Let’s keep this party moving. Our next presenters will be presenting the award for the Most Downloaded App. Here to present this award are Wakanda and Forbes.
Wakanda: (Crowd goes wild)
Thank you, thank you! This is not about me but thank you! I am so proud of all of us. We are everyday apps just trying to bring excitement to Everyday People, one download at a time.
Forbes:
The nominees for the Most Downloaded Apps are: Snapchat, Instagram, T-Mobile, Pandora, Google Play, Candy Crush, Facebook and the beautiful app standing next to me, Wakanda.
Wakanda and Forbes:
The winner is, Pandora!
Pandora:
YES!!!! This is outstanding! App Awards you knock me out with this award. I was not prepared for a speech! Oh my app-gosh! I am super excited! You make me want to shout! You guys have really blown my mind! Thank you for this prestigious award!
Instagram:
Our next category is the Old School App Award. This award will be presented by Mr. Yahoo and Ms. Hotmail.
Yahoo:
Hotmail, I’ve been watching you for so very long, trying to get my nerve built up to be so strong. I’ve always wanted to meet you but I was kind of scared, because you’re the kind app with so much class. Now I have a chance to get my thoughts together for this very fine day. As I stand next to you, I forgot the lines I’m supposed to say. Your eyes and hair; such a beautiful tone. The way you walk and dress really turns me on.
Hotmail:
Mr. Yahoo, well come and talk to me then. I am right here in your face. I have always wanted to meet you too! Can I talk to you? I really want to know you! Let’s talk about this at the after party and get to the nominees.
Yahoo and Hotmail:
The nominees for the Old School App Award are: Black Planet, eBay and Myspace. The winner is!
Brief pause as Instagram and YouTube inform the announcers that Black Planet and Myspace have not arrived in the building as of yet. eBay is in the building but is not the projected winner.
YouTube:
We are having some technical difficulties and will have to postpone this category. Thank you Hotmail and Yahoo.
Instagram:
Our last and final award is the App of the Year Award. This particular award trumps all the categories. This app will receive one award with the title of all the awards rolled up in one. Yes, he or she will be an honorary recipient of the Best New App, Most Popular App, and the Most Downloaded App Award.
YouTube:
The nominees for the App of the Year Award are: SnapChat, Candy Crush, Facebook, T-Mobile, Samsung, Pandora, Google Gmail, and Wakanda.
Instagram and YouTube:
And the winner of the 8th Annual App Awards for App of the Year goes to, WAKANDA!
Wakanda: (Drenched in tears)
Now that we have come to be a brand new light, I can see how bright our vision has come to be a light for the world. We have Black Panther Apparel Apps; Black Panther Reign-Bow Green Party Apps; Black Panther Sports Association Apps; Black Panther Universities and School District Apps; Black Panther Skating Association Apps; Black Panther Distribution Apps; Black Panther Automotive Industry Apps; Black Panther Grocery Food-Chains Apps; Black Panther Media Apps; Black Panther Banks and Financial Institution Apps. Black Panther is marketable; it's global and it sells with mainstream dreams. You no longer have to be afraid to place black and brown apps on your brand because we sell well.
I never knew there was a love like this before (a love like this before, no)! I never had someone to show me so much love; a love like this before! I never thought the App Awards would be a special part of me. I am so amazed that this app is mines. I am speechless with honor. Thank you!
Instagram:
Wait! Hold up! Now you guys know how much I love taking pictures. You also know how much YouTube enjoys recording stuff. If you could have seen the faces of those in the same category with Wakanda who did not win…oh my app-gosh! Apps, this is live! Watch yourselves!
YouTube:
Yeah, Wakanda was definitely rocking that Black Panther Jumper! I saw a lot of app-hating! We have to be happy for each other! Accept Wakanda for who she is. Accept Wakanda for all the great things that she can do as an app; don’t try to make her apps over with negative energy! It’s her time! Now you know we can't live without Wakanda!
Instagram:
Harm me with harmony….Tube drop a load on’em!
YouTube:
APP, how can I explain it? I’ll take you frame by frame it, to have you all jumping, shouting and sangin’ it! You down with APP (Yeah you know me)… You down with APP (Yeah you know me). Who’s down with APP (All the app-homies)?
Instagram and YouTube:
It has been a blast. Thank you and have a good evening. See you apps at the after party!
Myspace and Black Planet finally enter the show as it ends. Black Planet is looking all around for Wakanda. She is nowhere to be found! Black Planet asked one of the other apps in the background who received the App of the Year Award. The app replied, Wakanda 4Eva did!
Lyrical Storytelling is fictional storytelling using musical lyrics to help tell a story. Some of the lyrics used in this storytelling are Heatwave, Blondie, Earth,Wind & Fire, Khalid, Nelly & Kelly, Carl Carlton, Arrested Development, The Gap Band, Jodeci,Faith, Naughty by Nature and Sybil. Can you find the lyrics in the text? What would your Lyrical Storytelling be if you told one? What artist music would you use? Try it! :0)
