G-Mills, Kellogg's, Post & Quaker Convention
Brands (General Mills, Kellogg’s, Post and Quaker Oats) from all over the world attend the Annual Cereal Convention in Washington, D.C; discussing current health trends for their brands, attending workshops and debates, mentoring younger brands, and enjoying local entertainment with their friends and colleagues. Mr. Zen Captain Crunch and Ms. Zelda Apple Jacks both remain undefeated for 3 years debating others and in this convention; they will be debating each other. The debate is the focal point of the entire convention; impacting millions of brands.
The Kellogg’s women (Ms. Zelda Apple Jacks, Ms.Tia Honey Smacks, Ms.Renita Corn Pops, Ms. Deena Frosted Flakes and Ms. Meeka Special K) are united in excitement as they are shipped on a train to the convention coming from the Midwest.
Ms. Frosted Flakes:
I never knew there was a love like this before; never had someone to show me a love, love like this before. All of our Kellogg’s brands on this train are simply unbelievable! Every year I grow in empowerment. All of this positive energy keeps me high!
Ms. Apple Jacks:
Do you guys know who I will be going up against during this year’s debate? I am very nervous; yet, I am ready for him. Mr. Crunch is very quick on his feet. Too bad Ms. Froot Loops could not join us this year. That sister has been on my mind because we are two of a kind. She is my sister; I am keeping my eyes on her. She will be with me in spirit, I surmise.
Ms. Corn Pops:
I just want to share, all of my love with Mr. Captain Crunch and nobody else! I really would like to pop some of my corn with him. Mr. Crunch is so fine! He is such a man. The crunch sound he makes when he speaks drives me insane. I would never mind getting soggy in some 2% milk with him; however, his brand (Quaker Oats) is so yesterday. Kellogg’s will be the winning brand this year…watch!
Ms. Honey Smacks:
Corn Pops, don’t go chasing waterfalls, please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to. I know that you’re going to have it your way, or no way at all, but I think you’re moving too fast. Stay focused on our brand, not Mr. Captain Crunch. He is not a faithful man. Apple Jacks you are so sweet, you will do fine.
Ms. Special K:
All I know is, every day that I live, I try to think positive. Can anybody tell me where I can find any love?
Ms. Flakes, Ms. Jacks, Ms. Pops, Ms. Smacks:
(Simultaneously they all shout) YES, YOU CAN FIND LOVE RIGHT HERE!
Ms. Special K:
Well, okay then, let’s remember that we represent our brand. You will do exceptionally well Apples Jacks, no worries. Although Ms. Froot Loops is not here, you can do it!
The Post brand men (Mr. Alonzo Honey Combs, Mr. Luke Alpha Bits, Mr. Juan Fruity Pebbles, Tito Shredded Wheat and Mr. James Honey Bunches of Oats) enter an entertainment facility called the Stadium to unwind before the debate starts. They traveled all the way from Boston. All of their other friends and brands also relax there.
Mr. Alpha Bits:
Consider this an invitation to my gangsta nation to get soggy with all these beautiful brands, men. I don’t even care about the color of the milk. Whoa…I don’t think I can take it! Do you see the varieties of beauty in this place? Ms. Africa, Ms. China and Ms. Venezuela are all calling my name…excuse me.
Mr. Fruity Pebbles:
Well, I like their shoes and their hair styles, that is it! I don’t see my type in here so I am so over it! Let’s go!
Mr. Honey Combs:
All I can say is, as long as I keep my woman in the back of my mind, I will survive. As long as I know how to love, respect women and think about my family back home, I will survive. This is too tempting for me. Why did Alpha pick this place? We should have voted on where to go. I’m with you Fruity Pebbles. Let’s make it a go!
Mr. Shredded Wheat:
May I please get at least one slow dance in before you guys vote on who is staying or going! We have nothing like THIS in Massachusetts.
Mr. Honey Bunches of Oats:
I’m drifting on a memory. There is no place I’d rather be then with you all. Right here, right now. I ain’t leaving. NO! NO! NOOOOOOOO!
The General Mills’ (Ms. Layla Trix, Ms. Eve Kix, Ms. Shayla Lucky Charms, Ms. Venus Cookie Crisp, Ms. Tamia Cocoa Puffs and Ms. Corina Basic 4) family reside close by in New York. The ladies enjoy a local sports bar where poetry is also served.
Ms. Trix:
Okay, ladies leave your man at home because it’s 11:30 and this place is jumping, jumping with so many wonderful male brands.
Ms. Kix:
Don’t look yet but Mr. Crunch Berry is obviously here. Do you know that fool said in order for cereal to taste good, he and I would have to get soggy together. He is such a jerk.
Ms. Cocoa Puffs:
Mr. Crunch Berry tried that on me once. He is not ready for this Cocoa Puffs. Besides, he takes way too many pictures with other cereal chicks. He thinks he is some kind of super star. He claims he is ready for a serious commitment but all the ladies know his words are not plausible.
Ms. Basic 4:
I really wish I could leave right now. I am not trying to spoil or crash any of your special moments here, just see too many people here that makes me uncomfortable.
Ms. Cookie Crisp:
When the work and day is done, oh girls; girls just wanna have fun Basic 4. Try not to be so uptight. Save all that seriousness for the debates in the morning. There are some nice male brands I do wish to be acquainted with. Please excuse me. Don’t wait up for me, Mills family.
The Quaker Oats men (Mr. Zen Captain Crunch, Mr. Derron Crunch Berry and Mr. Larry Life) share their branding experience with other younger brands at a youth workshop before heading to the debate. They were born and made in the D.C area. Do to the high number of speakers, each brand was asked to deliver a few encouraging words with no more than 30 seconds each.
Mr. Captain Crunch:
Greetings to every young brand gathered here today. I want to encourage you to always stand up for your brands. I represent the Quaker Oats brand. Get up and stand up. Always look ahead and don’t ever give up. Keep on going no matter what. My name is Mr. Zen Captain Crunch and that is my time. Thank you.
Mr. Captain Crunch Berry:
Hello my name is Mr. Derron Crunch Berry. Quaker Oats is a diverse brand. This brand allows me to be who I am in all my berries. If you cannot be who you are, your brand will not survive. My last words to you is, be true to your original brand. Thank you!
Mr. Larry Life:
Hello, my name is Larry Life. I agree with both of my Quaker Oats brothers. Remember you guys will shape the future brands. Create new cereals and improve others. Trends can come in the beginning, middle or end; it is your style that will remain. Style is in the belly of longevity. Make sure you have some style stored up in your brands.
The day of the debate has arrived. Mr. Zen Captain Crunch believes he can Make All Brands Greater Than any brand. Ms. Zelda Apple Jacks believes she can Make Brands Stronger Forever. Each brand is asked the same one question from an audience member. They both have 2 minutes each.
Ms. Corn Flakes from London:
How would each of you make our brands healthier and safer?
Mr. Captain Crunch:
My opponent believes she can make brands stronger. I respect that. I have won every debate since I’ve been part of this convention. I know how to make our brands greater than any other brands all over the world. People are starting to pay attention to the almond milk, organic milk and the cereal that turns milk into toxic dark colors like Cocoa Puffs and Cocoa Pebbles. They should be banned from our brands. They pose a threat. I propose that we take these broken wings, and learn to fly again, learn to live so free. When we hear the voices sing, the book of love will open up and let is in to Make All Brands Greater Than...any other brands!
Ms. Zelda Apple Jacks:
Mr. Crunch states he will make our brands greater than; yet he can’t even except our brothers and sisters in other countries or this country who make white milk chocolate. What’s going on? We’ve got to find a way to bring some understanding in here today. War is not the answer, for only love can conquer hate. Please talk to me Mr. Crunch. Talk to all of these cereal brands, so you can see what’s going on. Who are you to judge Mr. Crunch, simply because their brands change the color of the milk? What you should try focusing on is how we, can collectively fight to keep artificial colors and flavors out of our cereal and milk. I will work with all brands to strengthen our countries to ensure we work together to purposely pursue healthier alternatives; to be stronger forever. Thank you Ms. Corn Flakes.
Moderators from Ethiopia and Trinidad ask another audience member to read the SHOCKING results of the winner. All brands in attendance were able to vote. Ms. Ana Jia Le Shi (Kellogg's brand from China) is asked to read the results.
Ms. Ana Jia Le Shi (Kellogg's):
There has been declared NO winner for this year's Annual Cereal Convention! We are young! We are strong! Our brands (General Mills, Kellogg's, Post and Quaker Oats) are a battlefield!
Lyrical Storytelling is using musical lyrics to tell a story. Some of the lyrics used in this storytelling are, Faith Evans, Tata Vega (Color Purple), Magnum Force,TLC, Luther,Ice Cube & Nate Dogg, Gloria Gaynor, Isley Brothers, Destiny's Child, Cyndi Lauper,Mr. Mister, Marvin Gaye and Pat Benatar. What would your Lyrical Storytelling be if you told one? What artist music would you use? Try it! :0)
Brands (General Mills, Kellogg’s, Post and Quaker Oats) from all over the world attend the Annual Cereal Convention in Washington, D.C; discussing current health trends for their brands, attending workshops and debates, mentoring younger brands, and enjoying local entertainment with their friends and colleagues. Mr. Zen Captain Crunch and Ms. Zelda Apple Jacks both remain undefeated for 3 years debating others and in this convention; they will be debating each other. The debate is the focal point of the entire convention; impacting millions of brands.
The Kellogg’s women (Ms. Zelda Apple Jacks, Ms.Tia Honey Smacks, Ms.Renita Corn Pops, Ms. Deena Frosted Flakes and Ms. Meeka Special K) are united in excitement as they are shipped on a train to the convention coming from the Midwest.
Ms. Frosted Flakes:
I never knew there was a love like this before; never had someone to show me a love, love like this before. All of our Kellogg’s brands on this train are simply unbelievable! Every year I grow in empowerment. All of this positive energy keeps me high!
Ms. Apple Jacks:
Do you guys know who I will be going up against during this year’s debate? I am very nervous; yet, I am ready for him. Mr. Crunch is very quick on his feet. Too bad Ms. Froot Loops could not join us this year. That sister has been on my mind because we are two of a kind. She is my sister; I am keeping my eyes on her. She will be with me in spirit, I surmise.
Ms. Corn Pops:
I just want to share, all of my love with Mr. Captain Crunch and nobody else! I really would like to pop some of my corn with him. Mr. Crunch is so fine! He is such a man. The crunch sound he makes when he speaks drives me insane. I would never mind getting soggy in some 2% milk with him; however, his brand (Quaker Oats) is so yesterday. Kellogg’s will be the winning brand this year…watch!
Ms. Honey Smacks:
Corn Pops, don’t go chasing waterfalls, please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to. I know that you’re going to have it your way, or no way at all, but I think you’re moving too fast. Stay focused on our brand, not Mr. Captain Crunch. He is not a faithful man. Apple Jacks you are so sweet, you will do fine.
Ms. Special K:
All I know is, every day that I live, I try to think positive. Can anybody tell me where I can find any love?
Ms. Flakes, Ms. Jacks, Ms. Pops, Ms. Smacks:
(Simultaneously they all shout) YES, YOU CAN FIND LOVE RIGHT HERE!
Ms. Special K:
Well, okay then, let’s remember that we represent our brand. You will do exceptionally well Apples Jacks, no worries. Although Ms. Froot Loops is not here, you can do it!
The Post brand men (Mr. Alonzo Honey Combs, Mr. Luke Alpha Bits, Mr. Juan Fruity Pebbles, Tito Shredded Wheat and Mr. James Honey Bunches of Oats) enter an entertainment facility called the Stadium to unwind before the debate starts. They traveled all the way from Boston. All of their other friends and brands also relax there.
Mr. Alpha Bits:
Consider this an invitation to my gangsta nation to get soggy with all these beautiful brands, men. I don’t even care about the color of the milk. Whoa…I don’t think I can take it! Do you see the varieties of beauty in this place? Ms. Africa, Ms. China and Ms. Venezuela are all calling my name…excuse me.
Mr. Fruity Pebbles:
Well, I like their shoes and their hair styles, that is it! I don’t see my type in here so I am so over it! Let’s go!
Mr. Honey Combs:
All I can say is, as long as I keep my woman in the back of my mind, I will survive. As long as I know how to love, respect women and think about my family back home, I will survive. This is too tempting for me. Why did Alpha pick this place? We should have voted on where to go. I’m with you Fruity Pebbles. Let’s make it a go!
Mr. Shredded Wheat:
May I please get at least one slow dance in before you guys vote on who is staying or going! We have nothing like THIS in Massachusetts.
Mr. Honey Bunches of Oats:
I’m drifting on a memory. There is no place I’d rather be then with you all. Right here, right now. I ain’t leaving. NO! NO! NOOOOOOOO!
The General Mills’ (Ms. Layla Trix, Ms. Eve Kix, Ms. Shayla Lucky Charms, Ms. Venus Cookie Crisp, Ms. Tamia Cocoa Puffs and Ms. Corina Basic 4) family reside close by in New York. The ladies enjoy a local sports bar where poetry is also served.
Ms. Trix:
Okay, ladies leave your man at home because it’s 11:30 and this place is jumping, jumping with so many wonderful male brands.
Ms. Kix:
Don’t look yet but Mr. Crunch Berry is obviously here. Do you know that fool said in order for cereal to taste good, he and I would have to get soggy together. He is such a jerk.
Ms. Cocoa Puffs:
Mr. Crunch Berry tried that on me once. He is not ready for this Cocoa Puffs. Besides, he takes way too many pictures with other cereal chicks. He thinks he is some kind of super star. He claims he is ready for a serious commitment but all the ladies know his words are not plausible.
Ms. Basic 4:
I really wish I could leave right now. I am not trying to spoil or crash any of your special moments here, just see too many people here that makes me uncomfortable.
Ms. Cookie Crisp:
When the work and day is done, oh girls; girls just wanna have fun Basic 4. Try not to be so uptight. Save all that seriousness for the debates in the morning. There are some nice male brands I do wish to be acquainted with. Please excuse me. Don’t wait up for me, Mills family.
The Quaker Oats men (Mr. Zen Captain Crunch, Mr. Derron Crunch Berry and Mr. Larry Life) share their branding experience with other younger brands at a youth workshop before heading to the debate. They were born and made in the D.C area. Do to the high number of speakers, each brand was asked to deliver a few encouraging words with no more than 30 seconds each.
Mr. Captain Crunch:
Greetings to every young brand gathered here today. I want to encourage you to always stand up for your brands. I represent the Quaker Oats brand. Get up and stand up. Always look ahead and don’t ever give up. Keep on going no matter what. My name is Mr. Zen Captain Crunch and that is my time. Thank you.
Mr. Captain Crunch Berry:
Hello my name is Mr. Derron Crunch Berry. Quaker Oats is a diverse brand. This brand allows me to be who I am in all my berries. If you cannot be who you are, your brand will not survive. My last words to you is, be true to your original brand. Thank you!
Mr. Larry Life:
Hello, my name is Larry Life. I agree with both of my Quaker Oats brothers. Remember you guys will shape the future brands. Create new cereals and improve others. Trends can come in the beginning, middle or end; it is your style that will remain. Style is in the belly of longevity. Make sure you have some style stored up in your brands.
The day of the debate has arrived. Mr. Zen Captain Crunch believes he can Make All Brands Greater Than any brand. Ms. Zelda Apple Jacks believes she can Make Brands Stronger Forever. Each brand is asked the same one question from an audience member. They both have 2 minutes each.
Ms. Corn Flakes from London:
How would each of you make our brands healthier and safer?
Mr. Captain Crunch:
My opponent believes she can make brands stronger. I respect that. I have won every debate since I’ve been part of this convention. I know how to make our brands greater than any other brands all over the world. People are starting to pay attention to the almond milk, organic milk and the cereal that turns milk into toxic dark colors like Cocoa Puffs and Cocoa Pebbles. They should be banned from our brands. They pose a threat. I propose that we take these broken wings, and learn to fly again, learn to live so free. When we hear the voices sing, the book of love will open up and let is in to Make All Brands Greater Than...any other brands!
Ms. Zelda Apple Jacks:
Mr. Crunch states he will make our brands greater than; yet he can’t even except our brothers and sisters in other countries or this country who make white milk chocolate. What’s going on? We’ve got to find a way to bring some understanding in here today. War is not the answer, for only love can conquer hate. Please talk to me Mr. Crunch. Talk to all of these cereal brands, so you can see what’s going on. Who are you to judge Mr. Crunch, simply because their brands change the color of the milk? What you should try focusing on is how we, can collectively fight to keep artificial colors and flavors out of our cereal and milk. I will work with all brands to strengthen our countries to ensure we work together to purposely pursue healthier alternatives; to be stronger forever. Thank you Ms. Corn Flakes.
Moderators from Ethiopia and Trinidad ask another audience member to read the SHOCKING results of the winner. All brands in attendance were able to vote. Ms. Ana Jia Le Shi (Kellogg's brand from China) is asked to read the results.
Ms. Ana Jia Le Shi (Kellogg's):
There has been declared NO winner for this year's Annual Cereal Convention! We are young! We are strong! Our brands (General Mills, Kellogg's, Post and Quaker Oats) are a battlefield!
Lyrical Storytelling is using musical lyrics to tell a story. Some of the lyrics used in this storytelling are, Faith Evans, Tata Vega (Color Purple), Magnum Force,TLC, Luther,Ice Cube & Nate Dogg, Gloria Gaynor, Isley Brothers, Destiny's Child, Cyndi Lauper,Mr. Mister, Marvin Gaye and Pat Benatar. What would your Lyrical Storytelling be if you told one? What artist music would you use? Try it! :0)
