It is time to exploit all the irkahliciousness running rampant in the land. There are some irritants that trouble people and there are dangerous incidents of major irkahliciousness that kiss us on the wrong cheek, so we wipe our face off when we encounter it. Your affection can be rather distracting! I would like to introduce you to a few more irks I’ve noticed this year.
People Who Ask Me Context Clue Questions (Please Stop)
I just sent a text with a great positive message to you. I even add smiley faces + hearts, stars, roses, kisses. Then I get the reply. 'Hey how are you. I hope all is well. How are you doing." (Blank stare)
People Who Ask Me Context Clue Questions (Please Stop)
I just sent a text with a great positive message to you. I even add smiley faces + hearts, stars, roses, kisses. Then I get the reply. 'Hey how are you. I hope all is well. How are you doing." (Blank stare)
Women Drivers (Get a car)
OMG! If I witness another woman with a big truck that can't handle the steering wheel, I am going to throw tomatoes in my mind at her. You know who you are. I am sorry but a lot of women who like buying these big trucks or SUVs cannot drive them. Maybe you need to stick to just driving a regular car. There are some women (very few) who do know how to navigate big trucks like the red Cadillac truck in this picture or trucks that are even bigger than the Cadillac truck. That person is not you. Can you please learn how to drive your automobile before you go out in public. You cannot drive those big trucks. I know someone that cares about you told you not to get that big truck because you can't handle driving it. Listen to them. You certainly struggle with parking. I have seen how you pull into parking lots and almost hit other people's cars, like all the time. You need to drive a car! This is why people park far away. They do not want people like you hitting or scraping their car and leaving the scene.
Next time you're out at a grocery store, restaurant or anywhere, please pay close attention to all of the women drivers in those big trucks. Sadly, the majority of these women cannot drive. My friends are the exception (lol). They know how to drive big trucks but most of the women I have seen do not. They're extremely full of irkahliciousness.
OMG! If I witness another woman with a big truck that can't handle the steering wheel, I am going to throw tomatoes in my mind at her. You know who you are. I am sorry but a lot of women who like buying these big trucks or SUVs cannot drive them. Maybe you need to stick to just driving a regular car. There are some women (very few) who do know how to navigate big trucks like the red Cadillac truck in this picture or trucks that are even bigger than the Cadillac truck. That person is not you. Can you please learn how to drive your automobile before you go out in public. You cannot drive those big trucks. I know someone that cares about you told you not to get that big truck because you can't handle driving it. Listen to them. You certainly struggle with parking. I have seen how you pull into parking lots and almost hit other people's cars, like all the time. You need to drive a car! This is why people park far away. They do not want people like you hitting or scraping their car and leaving the scene.
Next time you're out at a grocery store, restaurant or anywhere, please pay close attention to all of the women drivers in those big trucks. Sadly, the majority of these women cannot drive. My friends are the exception (lol). They know how to drive big trucks but most of the women I have seen do not. They're extremely full of irkahliciousness.
People Who Think They Own The Theater (You Do Not)
Look at those seats! Do you see your name on the seats? Are these public seats owned by you? No, it's not. You pay for an assigned seat just like everyone else. A lot of people get their tickets in advance online. When they do, some folks like to ensure there is a space between them. It doesn't always work out the way they hoped it would. Do you know why? Well, because someone could easily go inside to purchase and select the seat that you thought was an open space. It is a public movie theater so stop acting like it's your home theater when you come to sit down, and the space is taken. Stay at home if you do not want other people sitting next to you. You got a lot of irkahliciousness nerves.
I have observed on a few occasions how folks who picked their movie theater seats but attempted to leave an open space (seat) between them hoping no one would sit there. One time an older couple came, and they were shocked to see that the open seat they had between the seats they selected was occupied by another person. So, they moved to different seats (not theirs) and made sure there was an empty space between them. Then another couple came, they were a little younger than the first couple. They went to their paid seats and the older couple was in their seats because remember, they didn't want to sit in the seats they paid for. It was too close to other people. So, the younger couple were like these are our seats. The older couple ignored them and didn't move. The man was like let's just sit here (in the older couple's seats) but the woman was mad. You already know if "we" paid for our seats we selected, and you are in "our" seats you're going to move, period. "They not like us." You know who they were. If you feel that uncomfortable with the possibility of someone sitting next to you, stay at home.
Look at those seats! Do you see your name on the seats? Are these public seats owned by you? No, it's not. You pay for an assigned seat just like everyone else. A lot of people get their tickets in advance online. When they do, some folks like to ensure there is a space between them. It doesn't always work out the way they hoped it would. Do you know why? Well, because someone could easily go inside to purchase and select the seat that you thought was an open space. It is a public movie theater so stop acting like it's your home theater when you come to sit down, and the space is taken. Stay at home if you do not want other people sitting next to you. You got a lot of irkahliciousness nerves.
I have observed on a few occasions how folks who picked their movie theater seats but attempted to leave an open space (seat) between them hoping no one would sit there. One time an older couple came, and they were shocked to see that the open seat they had between the seats they selected was occupied by another person. So, they moved to different seats (not theirs) and made sure there was an empty space between them. Then another couple came, they were a little younger than the first couple. They went to their paid seats and the older couple was in their seats because remember, they didn't want to sit in the seats they paid for. It was too close to other people. So, the younger couple were like these are our seats. The older couple ignored them and didn't move. The man was like let's just sit here (in the older couple's seats) but the woman was mad. You already know if "we" paid for our seats we selected, and you are in "our" seats you're going to move, period. "They not like us." You know who they were. If you feel that uncomfortable with the possibility of someone sitting next to you, stay at home.
Parents/Guardians That Talk Inappropriately to Their Children in Public
I know you're the father and mother of the children the creator allowed for you to be a vessel, to bring your children into this world. I also understand that you are the parents of your kids. Do you understand how degrading, belittling and awful you sound when you say things like, "I told your stupid ass to get out of the car." Why are you saying that in public to your 5-year-old or any of your children? We call that verbal abuse. I have heard even worse foul language used by parents towards their kids. I was euphemistically giving you an example of what I've publicly observed too many times. Please keep your irkahliciousness in check.
I know kids can work your nerves depending on the situation, but no one wants to hear you verbally abusing them in public. Think about their self-esteem. If you wonder, why your child is always bullying other kids. Look in the mirror. Even if your parents did you the same way doesn't mean you have to keep that kind of tradition. Break that cycle and make up your own ones. Invest in deep breathing techniques and seek counseling. If you have to be firm with your kids, do it in the car or at home. Most importantly, watch the words that come out of your mouth.
I know you're the father and mother of the children the creator allowed for you to be a vessel, to bring your children into this world. I also understand that you are the parents of your kids. Do you understand how degrading, belittling and awful you sound when you say things like, "I told your stupid ass to get out of the car." Why are you saying that in public to your 5-year-old or any of your children? We call that verbal abuse. I have heard even worse foul language used by parents towards their kids. I was euphemistically giving you an example of what I've publicly observed too many times. Please keep your irkahliciousness in check.
I know kids can work your nerves depending on the situation, but no one wants to hear you verbally abusing them in public. Think about their self-esteem. If you wonder, why your child is always bullying other kids. Look in the mirror. Even if your parents did you the same way doesn't mean you have to keep that kind of tradition. Break that cycle and make up your own ones. Invest in deep breathing techniques and seek counseling. If you have to be firm with your kids, do it in the car or at home. Most importantly, watch the words that come out of your mouth.
