UNALIVED
Un means not. It's a prefix. Alive means you are blessed to be here in the land of the living. Unalive means you dead. Sorry, no time for euphemisms. You must use this word! Please start. If you are making up a story (do it,) or witnessed the real deal (hope not), do not withhold your tongue from saying this word by any means necessary. This word means to simply kill a person, but just like any other new word, we just have to overuse this word. Welcome to recycling the word kill for unalive. Do your due diligence and vibe with the word unalive. I'm trying to tell you the word kill is totally obsolete. Folks will look at you like they want to unalive you if you say, "Jason killed Freddy Krueger." Naw, you have to start saying he unalived Freddy. In the most theatrical way. Your local news channel will most likely have their news anchors reporting the news and using this word. "The story we reported on last week concerning a minor child that went missing after midnight, found unalived was not true. We would like to apologize for giving out the wrong information. The child is alive and was found unharmed. Thank you." The misrepresentation of this word is bananas. You might as well join in.
He said he was going to unalive me if I didn't do what he said. Gurl bye. I'm still here.
Did you hear what happened to Tyisha Jenkins? Her boyfriend unalived her.
Yo' your cousin is crazy. She had her dog attack me. The dog tried to unalive me, man!
We not going over there because they be getting unalived every weekend.
TikTok unalived social media. Now what?
I'm not playing no more. Stop. Dad said unalive that noise because he trying to sleep.
I'm working out more to unalive these fat cells in my thighs. After this last donut and milkshake....um yeah.
REACHING (YOU REACHING)
Don't we just love using this phrase! Are you reaching? So, what if I am. He is reaching, you reaching, she reaching yo mama'em reaching, your entire army is reaching. What are they reaching for? Is it a can of food? No. Are they reaching for the sky? Um, maybe, don't know. On social media the word "reaching" is in place when one person thinks the other person is saying or sharing something to get more followers or steal some of yours. It could be false, or true. Are you lying or making stuff up so you can gain more followers? You reaching. It's like the person has some form of creative content and they say things to get people to be a fan of their page. Go ahead and reach all you want but please stop using the terminology just to hear your voice crack (lol).
Old McDonald's Farm wasn't in the hood. You know it was in the suburbs. You reaching!
Excuse me, why are you here. Please get off of my show. Why are you even on my show. You got your own YouTube. You reaching.
What other words do we use and abuse? Can you think of some?